Extra Evil - Dhampir Holiday

Today's Fortune: Save sexual harassment for retirement.

Extra Evil - On Flowers

Today's Fortune: It can get weirder.

Extra Evil - Pedal vs. Metal

Today's Fortune: Embrace the zen of the roundabout.

Extra Evil - Your Better Daemons

Today's Fortune: Minimize dread, maximize paranoia.

Extra Evil - Strolling In Late

Today's Fortune: Find a new artist to stalk every week.

Extra Evil - Bully the Mayor Day

Today's Fortune: Insoles are neck-and-neck with love.

Exclusive Evil: Birthday Ritual 2k25

Happy Dennard Day.

Exclusive Evil: Double Tap

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Extra Evil - Answers Seeking Questions

Today's Fortune: Either hold or fold, they chase runners.

Extra Evil - Speed Up Your Roll

Today's Fortune: You can just skim the room.

Extra Evil - Somehow on Time

Today's Fortune: Don't forget your own running gag.

Extra Evil - Mattel Insurance

Today's Fortune: It's not over until last week.